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Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” funds Ethiopian famine relief.

USA for Africa responds with “We Are the World.”

Bob Geldof organizes Live Aid; Bono visits Ethiopia, becomes what he calls “the worst thing of all: a rock star with a cause.”

Run-DMC, Gil Scott-Heron, Bono, and other members of Artists United Against Apartheid pledge: “I ain’t gonna play Sun City!”

Issac Hayes is named Honorary King for Development in Ghana. He later boasts, “They gave me my own island! It takes about an hour to circumnavigate it. Don’t know what I want to call it yet.”

Michael Jackson crowned “Prince Amalaman Anoh” in Ivory Coast. Ebony dispels rumor that he refused to shake hands with locals.

Michael Jackson performs “We Are the World” at Bill Clinton’s inaugural celebration. The Clintons and Gores go onstage to sing along.

Clinton takes 12-day break from Lewinsky scandal with a trip to Africa.

Bono and Bill Gates call for “Marshall Plan for Africa.”

Angelina Jolie adopts an Ethiopian girl.

Live 8 concerts. Some performers get $12,000 gift bags.

Jessica Simpson describes her trip to Kenya to People: “They were in awe of the blonde hair. It’s so cute because they look at you like they are just trying to figure you out.”

Lindsay Lohan says she’s headed to Kenya. (She’s not.)

Angelina Jolie gives birth in Namibia.

Namibian official claims Britney Spears is considering giving birth in his country. (She’s not.)

“I Am African” ads feature Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Gisele Bündchen.

Jay-Z goes to Nigeria. Gets a street named after him and is named “King of Entertainment.”

Oprah helps launch Bono’s Product (RED) anti-AIDS brand.

Madonna gets custody of a boy from Malawi; adopts a girl in 2009.

After filming Ali in South Africa, Will Smith says, “We want to move to Africa…I definitely felt like there was magic there and it was a magic I wanted my family to experience.”

Opening of Oprah’s girls’ academy in South Africa attended by Quincy Jones, Tina Turner, India.Arie, Chris Rock, Mary J. Blige, and Mariah Carey. Students get uniforms designed by Oprah and pillowcases embroidered with O’s.

Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest visit Kenyan slums for “Idol Gives Back.”

Senegalese-American hip-hop artist Akon defends owning a diamond mine in South Africa: “I don’t even believe in conflict diamonds…Diamonds are the least of our worries.”

Don Cheadle, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon found Darfur group Not on Our Watch. Cheadle cohosts celebrity poker tourney to fight genocide.

Bono edits Vanity Fair‘s Africa issue.

Paris Hilton says she’s going to Rwanda:  “I know [Rwanda] went through a lot of traumatic experiences, and I feel like if I go there, I can help save some people’s lives.”  Instead, she visits South Africa in 2008, where she gushes, “I love Africa in general—South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

Naomi Campbell says she’s planning on starting a modeling school and rehab clinic in Kenya.

Bono calls for United States of Africa.

Angelina Jolie announces, “We will be building a TB/AIDS clinic in Ethiopia. One we plan for Zahara to take over when she is older.”

Viral video sensation: Salma Hayek breastfeeding a Sierra Leonean baby.

Ashton Kutcher donates 10,000 mosquito nets in a bid for 1 million Twitter fans.

After visiting diamond mines in Botswana, Kim Kardashian blogs, “I used to assume after watching the movie Blood Diamonds [sic] that diamonds were not acceptable to buy from Africa. However, it is the complete opposite!”

The Reverend Jesse Jackson inherits Michael Jackson’s princely title.

Prosecutors allege that former Liberian president and warlord Charles Taylor once gave a blood diamond to Naomi Campbell.