They say that baboon behavior is amazingly human, but in light of recent events I think this is something of an insult to baboons. We should stop saying this before they really get pissed off at us.

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They say that baboon behavior is amazingly human, but in light of recent events I think this is something of an insult to baboons. We should stop saying this before they really get pissed off at us.