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I have good news and bad news this morning. The good news is that Donald Trump isn’t the moron he seems to be. It’s just an act, and he’s actually highly intelligent and focused on his job.

The bad news is that he has given the signal for the invasion to begin. Soon we will all be slaves of the reptilian Plasmadorfian Empire.