There Are So Many Reasons Why This “Saturday Night Live” Skit Will Drive Trump Nuts


It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

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is the first thing despots go after. An unwavering commitment to it is probably what draws you to Mother Jones' journalism. And as we're seeing in the US and the world around, authoritarians seek to poison the discourse and the way we relate to each other because they can't stand people coming together around a shared sense of the truth—it's a huge threat to them.

Which is also a pretty great way to describe Mother Jones' mission: People coming together around the truth to hold power accountable.

And right now, we need to raise about $400,000 from our online readers over the next two months to hit our annual goal and make good on that mission. Read more about the information war we find ourselves in and how people-powered, independent reporting can and must rise to the challenge—and please support our team's truth-telling journalism with a donation if you can right now.

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