If you do not go see the new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie now, you are failing your country, your family, and your own personal god.
The Last Stand gets a wide release on Friday, January 18. The film is rated R for strong bloody Ahnold throughout. Click here for local showtimes and tickets.
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