Jeff Flake’s son is about to be the most popular person on reddit.
Flake asks Gorsuch question from his teenage son: Would he rather “fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?” Gorsuch is stumped.
— Dan Nowicki (@dannowicki) March 21, 2017
Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? This is a famous internet question. Hard to answer! Who knows! Large duck would be quite hard to fight! But also 100 mini horses would not be a walk in the park either. In reality, man is a delicate thing. Our flesh is soft. If it weren’t for our opposable thumbs we’d have been eaten by venus flytraps long ago. What I’m saying is, no matter which answer you choose, you’re going to lose that fight, my friend. Real question is how do you want to die? Both sound bad! Being eaten by a horse-sized duck seems awful, but being attacked and devoured by little duck-sized velociraptors horses? Well, that doesn’t seem like the way I want to go out.
Anyway, I don’t know the answer. Stupid question. Stupid internet. But it is a famous question! Obama said he’d fight the horse-sized duck.
Sen. Flake asked Trump’s Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch the question on behalf of his son (who must be dying right now).
Watch:
Meantime, at the Gorsuch hearing…
Sen. Flake Q: Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?https://t.co/SiLiOMuCPx
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) March 21, 2017
