The Cartoonish Cruelty of Trump’s Alligator Alcatraz

In the Everglades, a “joke” about wildlife serving as cops for migrants is now a barbaric reality.

Donald Trump touring Alligator Alcatraz.

Evan Vucci/AP

Get your news from a source that’s not owned and controlled by oligarchs. Sign up for the free Mother Jones Daily.

An abandoned swamp packed with predators. Generic rock music. A “one-stop shop to carry out President Trump’s mass deportation agenda.”

That’s how Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier introduced “Alligator Alcatraz,” a detention center for migrants that is surrounded by deadly swampland. Hastily built in a matter of days to assist the Trump administration in meeting its deportation goals, the project has already spawned a line of merch, including beer cozies and hats. Immigrant advocates have decried the project as resembling concentration camps; Native communities warn that sacred lands are being destroyed.

The plan, which appeared to start as a “joke,” will impart incredible cruelty onto thousands of migrants, who will be packed into a dehumanizing facility in the scorching Florida heat.

But touring the facility in a Gulf of America hat on Tuesday, Trump delighted in the prospect of venomous wildlife catching—even killing—migrants who dare attempt to escape. “We’re surrounded by miles of treacherous swampland and the only way out is deportation,” Trump said at a roundtable event. Sitting next to him was Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, whom he praised as “elegant” in addition to being an “unbelievable horse person.” Neither appeared to acknowledge the egregious irony of using funds from FEMA, the agency decimated in Trump’s second term, to operate “Alligator Alcatraz.”

“They have a lot of bodyguards and a lot of cops that are in the form of alligators,” Trump said on Tuesday. “You don’t have to pay them so much.”

Here, the government’s cartoonish cruelty and “punitive theater” were once again on display. And, once again, its sadistic policies are set to exact incredible cruelty on thousands of migrants, many of whom are highly unlikely to have the criminal backgrounds the Trump administration claims they do. This time, it will be in scorching Florida heat, with 5,000 people packed into dehumanizing conditions in a facility constructed in just a few days. At Mar-a-Lago, some two hours away, the president will be relishing the fact that his alligator “joke” is now a reality.

“We’d like to see them in many states. At some point, they might morph into a system,” Trump said on Tuesday. As he spoke, the Senate narrowly passed the president’s sweeping domestic agenda with a budget bill that would gut social services and massively expand ICE, bringing Trump’s wish for such a system one step closer to actualization.

BEFORE YOU CLICK AWAY!

“Lying.” “Disgusting.” “Scum.” “Slime.” “Corrupt.” “Enemy of the people.” Donald Trump has always made clear what he thinks of journalists. And it’s plain now that his administration intends to do everything it can to stop journalists from reporting things they don’t like—which is most things that are true.

No one gets to tell Mother Jones what to publish or not publish, because no one owns our fiercely independent newsroom. But that also means we need to directly raise the resources it takes to keep our journalism alive. There’s only one way for that to happen, and it’s readers like you stepping up. Please help with a donation today if you can—even a few bucks will make a real difference. A monthly gift would be incredible.

payment methods

BEFORE YOU CLICK AWAY!

“Lying.” “Disgusting.” “Scum.” “Slime.” “Corrupt.” “Enemy of the people.” Donald Trump has always made clear what he thinks of journalists. And it’s plain now that his administration intends to do everything it can to stop journalists from reporting things they don’t like—which is most things that are true.

No one gets to tell Mother Jones what to publish or not publish, because no one owns our fiercely independent newsroom. But that also means we need to directly raise the resources it takes to keep our journalism alive. There’s only one way for that to happen, and it’s readers like you stepping up. Please help with a donation today if you can—even a few bucks will make a real difference. A monthly gift would be incredible.

payment methods

We Recommend

Latest

Sign up for our free newsletter

Subscribe to the Mother Jones Daily to have our top stories delivered directly to your inbox.

Get our award-winning magazine

Save big on a full year of investigations, ideas, and insights.

Subscribe

Support our journalism

Help Mother Jones' reporters dig deep with a tax-deductible donation.

Donate